Tightropeman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tales of the Unexpected]

Thought this was just going to be average

But I was pleasantly surprised. Nice mouth movements for the talking, but it's a shame nearly nothing else moves. A more appropriate title could not have been chosen, the joke at the end was definately unexpected. Nice work, looking foward to more stuff from you...

By the way, what was the significance of that woman dancing? That was just weird

ashens responds:

'Tales of the Unexpected' was an old British TV show with a very memorable opening sequence. It's a take-off of that.

[Brunch Of The Dead Ep.3]

Very good

It's cool that there are people making parodies out of things apart from DBZ, The Matrix and Xiao Xiao. Good Job on the series in general, but a little more story and maybe a good solid main character who doesn't run the fuck away (great line BTW) would be nice. Good stuff, keep it up

Riotcomix-2006 responds:

Glad ya respect me not spoofing The Matrix and DBZ and such. The character will develop as the episodes go by. I'm happy that you enjoyed the episode.

[It Came From The Toaster]

Made me laugh

Looked absolute shite at first, but in general rather funny, who can't like the concept of demonic bread?
Shame there's no lip-syncing, that coulda topped it all off...if you took away "Dynomight!!!" and "Toast Rules" those have to be 2 of the worst quotes ever concieved, but as for the rest of it, I really liked, shame it doesn't look like it'll survive judgement :(

Try again, I'll keep an eye out

cook responds:

well i thought they were funny... as did my friend. but thnx for the review anyways.

[AHTM3 Trailer: Kill Billy]

Dear God, how long must you make us wait!?

This is bloody brilliant...can't wait for the full thing, Arfenhouse is genuinely one of the funniest things ever to have been created, keep it up, you spontaneous kite monkeys, you...

[Decline of Video Gaming]

Top notch stuff

The final fantasy comment was great, as was the mario one. In fact, most of them ring true to some extent, thought tomb raider wore out it's welcome WAAAAAAAAY before angel of darkness :P

PS. I really liked the Chateau scene in the matrix has you, great stuff, keep it up

[Max Payne 3]

Just great

I love the game, and you rip this off brilliantly.
You get the cool blandness of the voice down to a T, and you have some genuinely funny lines in there.

Watched the other 2 in the series and they're just as good, I'll keep an eye out for more of these, keep it up.

[attack droids]

Well done

one of the better movies of this type I've seen, all the others seem to be retarded little 10 year olds killing stick men, this was very well done in comparison.

If only it was longer

angry-jama responds:

I FUCKING STOLE IT FROM THEFORCE.NET MY YOUNG PADAN00B

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Amazing

The talent you must have is unbelievable. The movie was so good, a decent story, and for some reason the Russian voices made it better.

Just truly amazing, hope to see more from you

[Nazi Slayer 3]

Was expecting this to be shit...

But I was pleasantly surprised, one thing, it was too slow for the soundtrack, or the soundtrack was too fast for the movie, either one works...

Nice animation, kinda like madness, but a little more detailed, well done

[Newgrounds Time Trial 3A]

Top marks for the Ja Rule thing alone

The rest was pretty good, except for the fact that the punk ninja thing was IMPOSSIBLE to understand, but the Ja Rule duets had me in hysterics